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Your fences need
to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
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Keep skunks and
bankers and lawyers at a distance.
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Life is simpler
when you plow around the stump.
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A bumble bee is
considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
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Words that soak
into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
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Meanness don't
jes' happen overnight.
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Forgive your
enemies. It messes up their heads.
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Do not corner
something that you know is meaner than you.
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It don't take a
very big person to carry a grudge.
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You cannot unsay
a cruel word.
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Every path has a
few puddles.
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When you wallow
with pigs, expect to get dirty.
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The best sermons
are lived, not preached.
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Most of the
stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
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Don't judge
folks by their relatives.
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Remember that
silence is sometimes the best answer.
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Don't interfere
with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.
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Timing has a lot
to do with the outcome of a rain dance .
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If you find
yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
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Sometimes you
get, and sometimes you get got.
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The biggest
troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the
mirror every mornin'.
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Always drink
upstream from the herd.
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Good judgment
comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
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Lettin' the cat
outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
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If you get to
thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's
dog around.
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Live simply.
Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
Leave the rest to God.
