PITTSBURGH FRIENDS vs. OTHER FRIENDS
From Jennifer

OTHER FRIENDS: Never ask for food
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

OTHER FRIENDS: Bring a bottle of wine to your party
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Make the pierogies & stay to clean up afterwards

OTHER FRIENDS: Will come to your house warming party.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will help you move

OTHER FRIENDS: Will watch sports with you
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Will take off of work for a week to drive to a Steeler away game with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

OTHER FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Cry with you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours

OTHER FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

OTHER FRIENDS: Would knock on your door
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

OTHER FRIENDS: Are for a while.
PITTSBURGH FRIENDS: Are for life


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