The Late – Night Talk show had received one-too-many complaints of being “offended” by others…May he so offended dial the first phone… Saint John 8:7 (Get it?)

CASTING CALL

To the next one offended,
Who picks up the phone –
And dials then 1020
Their gripe to be known –
He or she should consider,
Before throwing the stone –
The offense not of others,
But firstly, their own –

Look in the mirror,
And reflect on your day –
Were you perfectly righteous?
If so, flail away!

Let the offender “Just have it”,
Give the host some grief too –
Make thousands uneasy,
For, its all about you!

Odds are near perfect,
If you think this thing through,
That God has been offended,
This Very day… And by you!!!

For, if the callers who complain,
Are the ones without sin –
Then, the show would be over,
For, no calls would come in!


James Anthony Thomas