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In the year
of Our Lord, two thousand and four, God turned off His radio more than a
bit bored
“This Secular Radio is really depressing, is there anything out there
worthy of Blessing”?
Secular speaking, He knew there was not, when, in infinite Wisdom, had
this “Most Divine’ thought
“Its been a long time, I’m “a bit out of shape”, yet, I’ve been
considering this urge again to create.
To create “something different”, not grand or ornate, something that I may
find Pleasing, “Godly” its trait.
“Hmmmm… Secular yet Godly” now that’s not been done, since I Graced all
Creation when I sent forth My Son”.
Not one to dally, a decision was made as God spread His arms Wide, Again,
to Create
“I Am” a bit rusty, but I’ll see how it goes. I speak now, to Creation
“The Perfect Talk Show”.
In a voice that of Thunder by Divine decree “I speak now to Existence, the
best Secular Show ever to Be”
“Let there again be Adam, let there be Eva, let there be Rabbit, Cat, and
a mischievous Labrador Retrieva
Let there be Grizzley, Hudson, RG, and Earl, let there be John, missing
Lorraine, and a most Precious Pearl
Let there be clowns like Redd, Joker, and Navy Club Smackey, let there be
Chip, and his family, from South Cak-a-lakey
Let there be Atheists, and Platonists, Will, and Washington Dave espousing
their Views, On the Secular Waves
Let there be Mike, from Monessen, let there be Matt, let there be not one,
but two, interesting Pats
Let there be fast talking Tony, a good moral Preacher, and let there be
Ruth, a retired school teacher
Let there be Rob, the Pilot, let there be John, let there be a lady named
Cookie, and let there be Tom
Let there be Elaine, Rose, Marylan, and George, let there be Lorna, who
lives for her Porch
Let there be Nan, for sugar, Mageeta for Spice, and let there be Gloria,
Cheerful and Nice
Let there be Jo Anna, my Servant Devout, with a perfect catch phrase,
“That’s What I’m talkin Bout!”
Let there be Connan and Darrell, Good men from New York
Let there be Mr. Ed from Cleveland, let there be Philadelphia Jerry “On
Sports”
Let there be Jim from “The Burg” with a Penchant for Verse, and let there
be J.T of opinion diverse
Let there be Chubby that everyone likes, let there be Tom, from Detroit,
let there be Ike
Let there be T.L, Loretta, and Gail with her Pets, let there be A caller
named Bernie on “Current Events”
Let there be Brad, “on the Horn”, Pullin’ his Weight, let there be Postal
Dave, delivering calls from Maryland State
Let there be Ray from Punxsutawney, near Gobblers Knob, and…O.K…If I
must…Let there be Bob!
Oh yeah! Before I forget, let there be Saundra, a very sweet woman, I’m
more than just “fond-a”
Let there be Listeners from all walks of life, such as Goodhearted Keith,
and Shirley, His Wife
So far, so good, and its gonna get better, time now for the glue that
holds it together
I speak to existence the perfect Talk Host, a man who is caring and not
one to Boast
A good Godly man, In tune with My Word, A defender of Me, yet, lets others
be heard
A man who can Give it, and Take it when push comes to shove
With the good common sense, to “pull out the plug”
Let him be “loved by the Ladies”, respected, by Men,
“Let there Be Gary!”, Now, and Forever, My Blessings……….Amen
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